—π-zza—
female, German, douchebag
Vor 11 Stunden - (10253)

mariowiki:

Mama Mia

Vor 1 Tag - (189663)
via nicebrock ,org. haramfood

(Quelle: haramfood)

Vor 1 Tag - (80880)

healthy-happy-andfit:

m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

Confused little baby

THIS IS SO FRICKIN CUTE

(Quelle: ifthisislovebabyiwantout)

Vor 1 Tag - (199013)

songofages:

casualdorkpatrol:

casualdorkpatrol:

so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went

" I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS."

AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI.

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Guess who’s got a daaaaate

Everytime i see this i think this person looks so pretty and should be drawn in a disney style.

Vor 1 Tag - (196888)
gutsygumshoe:

My boss has a two year old son and this is in his bathroom I’m laughing so hard omg

gutsygumshoe:

My boss has a two year old son and this is in his bathroom I’m laughing so hard omg

Vor 1 Tag - (113467)
grinningmoonlight:

dude i cant believe you bought a ford explorer for 1 dollar

grinningmoonlight:

dude i cant believe you bought a ford explorer for 1 dollar

(Quelle: tastefullyoffensive)

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genderoftheday:

Today’s gender of the day is: a snake very excited for Christmas.

genderoftheday:

Today’s gender of the day is: a snake very excited for Christmas.

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jetsetfuture:

Good luck sleeping tonight

Vor 2 Tagen - (28213)

super-mario-rpg:

I WANA BE THE VERY BERST

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LIEK NO ONE EVUR WERS

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TO CETCH THERM IS MY REEL TERST

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2 TRERN DEM IS MY CEWRSE

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I WILL TEREVL ACROSS DA LERND SERCHING FER EN WERDimage

EACH POGEMUN TO ERNDERSTERND DA POWR DATS INSEID

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PERKEMERN TIS U N ME

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I KNO IS MY DESTERNEY

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PUHGAYMAN OH UR MAI BERST FRERND

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IN A WURLD WE MUS DEFERND

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POHKUMOON A HERT SEW TREWR

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AWR COURERGE WIL PULL US THREWR

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U TECH ME AND AIL TERCH YER, POOOKEYYYYMEERRNNN

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GOTA CATCH ERM ALL, GOTTA CATCH EM ERL…

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Vor 2 Tagen - (646)

nessnesu:

touhou be like

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